I was on time, but everyone else was late! Which means there were no witnesses to me being on time therefore it didn’t count. Dammit.
Michigan football started! GO BLUE!
88 degrees+tailgating for 6 hours+packed in a football stadium for 4 hours+4 dudes and me in a truck+45 minutes to get home through game day traffic=I can’t wait for fall weather so I don’t have to smell 4 sweaty dudes in a truck.
I had to poop in the blue water.
Almost throat punched people.
Was a euchre loser.
Did NOT lose any cornhole games.
Did not PLAY any cornhole games.
Received the Traveling Couch.
Survived another glorious summer.
Now for some shit I have to share…
A friend of mine posted this pic of her and her man at Cedar Point. The hilarity of his cigarettes and lighter floating in mid-air is priceless…not to mention the thought that somebody behind them might be getting smacked in the face with a pack of smokes as their coaster pic is taken.
The Traveling Couch…what started out as a single prank has become an ongoing shenanigan…you get it, you sign it and you pass it on. One rule-it can’t be returned to a previous “owner.” Ha!
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