I used to be so photogenic.
Obviously one can be photogenic and then grow out of being photogenic because now I usually look like I have crazy eyes, or have 3 chins or just completely unflattering to my real self.
I need a new profile picture.
And I’m poor, so hiring a professional to take pictures of me isn’t practical.
So I went to the bathroom to take a selfie…
Because that’s where you’re supposed to take selfies, right? I mean, since the lighting is so flattering and all…
And I failed miserably.
Maybe I should try duck lips?...No. I really shouldn't have.
I shouldn't have done that either.
Okay...maybe I should try my good side. Is that my good side?
Or an artistic shot...because see, I'm crooked.
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