Every time I watch Property Wars I get pissed when they buy a house in great condition.
I'm all, "Damn it! It's in great condition. That's bullshit."
It’s fucked up.
I think it’s because the more I watch the show, the douchier the men become. Drama is for bitches, yo.
It also pisses me off that I watch stupid shit on TV. And that Dennis always has the volume up too high.
I can’t wait till he’s 80.
Then he leaves the room without handing me the remote.
So I have to get up and get the damn thing so I can turn it down.
I want my own remote. Or a pair of ear plugs. Or both. Yes, I’ll take both.