Saturday, February 9, 2013

I want my own remote.


 


Every time I watch Property Wars I get pissed when they buy a house in great condition.
 
I'm all, "Damn it!  It's in great condition.  That's bullshit."
It’s fucked up.


I think it’s because the more I watch the show, the douchier the men become.  Drama is for bitches, yo.
It also pisses me off that I watch stupid shit on TV.  And that Dennis always has the volume up too high.
I can’t wait till he’s 80. 
Then he leaves the room without handing me the remote.
So I have to get up and get the damn thing so I can turn it down.
I want my own remote.  Or a pair of ear plugs.  Or both.  Yes, I’ll take both. 
 
 
 



 

1 comment:

  1. I just want my own tv. I hate watching stupid shit like moonshiners! Matt also watches about three shows at once so just when you get interested in one he turns it to another. Oooo I hate that!

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